Saw a broken down lorry and the driver said he'd give me two hundred quid to take the penguin in the back to the zoo for him. Well I've got a hundred quid left, so now we're going to Maccys and then the cinema.
Enjoying a delightful dessert called Nutella au spoon
The grassy knoll? You mean Windows XP?
Can't. Won't. Pick one
Silly Ann Murphy
Doctors or Starmer, pick a... *everyone is already on the picket line*
"Fashion works in cycles, everything comes back around" - yer da showing someone his baby devil in a nappy tattoo
