Searching for a cobbler in 2026 because I need the cork repaired in my Birkenstocks
Law firm commercials:
“Rose WuTang New win… please return to tsa for your drivers license”
Something tells me WuTang is not her middle name…
When you randomly get served a Reddit ad with a Bloomfie in it 👀
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Me watching the safety briefing even though I’ve flown hundreds of times because I need to be the best passenger
(And that’s on childhood trauma being an overachiever)
Ooo a tornado watch
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“The gays have conquered Philadelphia! The alphabet mafia is coming!”
Google Photos showed me a memory video of our police academy trainees doing their ridiculous driving training - wasn’t expecting to hear my mom’s laugh in the background. God I miss her 🫠
(This isn’t a sympathy post - I just don’t have a journal so these thoughts get shot into the internet 😅)