festive seasonal homosexual, tinned fish enthusiast, citrus enjoyer, los angeles evangelist, he/him
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geoffrey
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i am sorry for casting this spell but it is a necessary step toward achieving the event that pulls us out of the dark timeline
Spurs had it won and then somebody "found" a whole bunch of Knicks points in the middle of the night.
i myself just ate a very spicy cream sauce pasta as a little treat but do i fear. do i quake in anticipation of the consequences i have brought upon myself. i do not. for i have consumed the gelatinous seed water, as i do every day after lunch
summoning circle for the next big "put this macronutrient/supplement in every food" craze to be all metamucil everything i see what people are eating out there and i fear for our collective digestive health
can't stress enough that if you habitually dismiss the idea that you're not getting enough fiber because you eat a balanced diet you could just... try taking supplemental fiber and find out lol. vegans probably more caveated out than most but now there's all these non-fibrous meat alternatives too!
Psyllium is the only super food that matters.
85% of your current problems are because of fascism, but the rest are because you are not consuming the gelatinous seed water.
first hot day of True Summer, happy cork the bottle of wine between every glass to keep gnats out season to all who observe
did i (re-)learn this the hard way? i did. and i want a better life for you
