looks up and sighs, wishes she controlled the skies; for up above is where to stand to rule those who walk the land.
the *real* antifascist tortoise account, mn/nd noice, and dyslexic (so pretend i'm better at words than i am)
WhinterQueen
fee was 8.5 years old here. she's grown a lot, but i'm sure she's still not visible on this one or on the one that's above my shoulder (i bet this ram is dang near above my shoulder too, tbh)
this is 2024
(excuse all the blocking of the child, fuck grok)
why is this street legal???
(i took these today, before i knew this was going around, bc WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?! i’m an adult, it’s past my shoulders. i’m in a CRV, which is an SUV, not a sedan)
this is not nearly as messy as it sounds. i think the only time i got glaze on my hand was when i touched the cap of the glaze bottle inappropriately. it also works well with string cheese cut in half if you don't have curds.
lauryn’s sad lil nakey subaru
The old tree man regarded me with one wide eye and said, “you’re on the wrong path, and you’ll need to ponder deeply to find the right one.”
nursing babies are easy to keep quiet, you just put their face on a boob and voila
there were some college aged kids behind us SHOCKED when i stood up and turned around to pack the diaper bag back up and they saw her.
i just told them boobs are magic when they asked how i did it…they unanimously & enthusiastically agreed.
i’m taking the skybox off my outback for the first time in 10 years. i think i might cry? my car is gonna be so naked, exposed all over.
the last time i went to a movie theater was the force awakens. i took fee, as a nursing baby. thursday we're doing toy story 5 with her...her first movie since too. oh how time flies.
