me [from bedroom]: mommmmm!
mom: what? why are you yelling
me: grandma’s trying to pinch my cheeks
mom: grandma’s dead hon
me: that’s why i’m yelling
If the 60 Minutes thing is proving anything it’s that a lot of people in positions of power think there is no crime greater, no injustice more profound, than being called out for being incompetent when you’re clearly fucking incompetent