🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🇺🇦🇺🇸 Garrulous and peripatetic. Technical Writer, Dad Band member, former radio DJ. Working from home in Berkshire County. Also available on Compact Disc.
Nat Woodward (Deluxe Edition)
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My parents are wealthy so my mom can afford hearing aids. It took my dad forever to get his because he resented how expensive they were, he tried outsmarting the system, but it's sorted now and they appear to help.
me [from bedroom]: mommmmm!
mom: what? why are you yelling
me: grandma’s trying to pinch my cheeks
mom: grandma’s dead hon
me: that’s why i’m yelling
