if they made a macy’s parade float of joe rogan it would now be indistinguishable from the real thing
Here's the exclamation point on this fiasco. Just crushingly embarrassing on every level.
wait i was led to believe weather delays are woke
When you summon the strength to let the bad post go by without responding
i have as much authority to open the strait as he does, sorry i didn’t do it sooner
how dare the weather channel accurately report the weather
[covering receiver with hand while giggling] alright how do I tell him all the stolen ballots are up his butt? …that’s incredible, dude, I’m trying it
There’s a word you probably don’t want to read in Braille.
all those guys on the front lawn of the white house tonight are there because it's not their weekend with their kids and i think it is beautiful when men sync up their custody cycles