i have as much authority to open the strait as he does, sorry i didn’t do it sooner
if they made a macy’s parade float of joe rogan it would now be indistinguishable from the real thing
There’s a word you probably don’t want to read in Braille.
When you summon the strength to let the bad post go by without responding
all those guys on the front lawn of the white house tonight are there because it's not their weekend with their kids and i think it is beautiful when men sync up their custody cycles
how dare the weather channel accurately report the weather
wait i was led to believe weather delays are woke
Here's the exclamation point on this fiasco. Just crushingly embarrassing on every level.