I know I don't have much in the way of pull but I'll say this. If you do one thing right in your entire life, that one thing will be hiring Vanessa. She's talented, dedicated and kicks ass at everything she does. So if you're smart, you'll hire Vanessa today.
I envision him saying "People can't say 'that's what she said' anymore because everyone is so sensitive"
If you see Melted Ice Pop Bubly, don't buy it. Not worth it.
Golden Slumbers: A Fake Plastic Trees Mystery
Not sure why I bother attempting to better myself. I deserve failure.
Remembering how untalented of a "writer" i am.
I mean, I'm untalented in everything but writing I'm extra terrible and I haven't written anything worth reading...ever.