Your husband, the dying air conditioner from The Brave Little Toaster, who constantly cheats on you: HOnEY mY PoCkETs aRE fulL Of goOD hEALthY tOAd sCrAPs fROm ThAT oLD TAiliNGs POnd i nEEd yOU tO caRry tHe LUncH stINkiEs
beetle moses
more mr. nice guy
*laughs nervously* what the fuck?
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When I was in Japan, my wife said I was gratuitously looking for opportunities to just name Japanese baseball players to show off. And I told her that was ridiculous. I was there for the culture, the food, and the scenes. And if Akinori Iwamura were traveling with me, he'd have said the same thing
Meanwhile england supporters just demolishing Boston’s jellied eel supply
i for one have full confidence in the trump administration's ability to adequately refit a plane donated by a foreign government into a highly secure mobile command center for the united states executive, following their unquestionably successful renovation of A Large Pool of Water
