Irl: Edutainment & sketch comedy. Here: Shitposts. 18+
There's a species of fish that lives in the buttholes of sea cucumbers. Sea cucumber buttholes developed teeth to keep them out. It didnt work.
Butt teeth! Butt teeth! Butt teeth!
lmfao this is the best sentence I’ve ever seen
Me, looking at the handful of antique harmonicas I picked up recently sitting beside my new trumpet, my old french horn, my ukulele, my flute, my keyboard, my moog theremini...
Butt teeth! Butt teeth! Butt teeth!
I did get the launchpad x in hopes that I could start making weird music sampling a bit of all of these but I'm still deeply lost in the wilds of abletons steep learning curve that idk that y'all will see the fruits of this idea before society collapses at this point tbh
Nick (derogatory) ✨
The full collection:
- French horn
- Trumpet
- Cornet
- (broken) Pocket trumpet (not a euphemism!)
- Flute
- (broken) metal clarinet
- (broken) electric violin
- uke
- theremini
- harmonicas
- launchpad x
- shitty slide whistles and recorders for sketch comedy
I'm prob only good at trumpet now, even though I was a HARDCORE horn player for 1/3 of my life.
I didn't appreciate how much harder horn was until I didn't play for a decade.
I was back up to speed on trumpet in a few days.
I have yet to get back to not sounding like a diarrhetic elephant on horn
