why are you nonbinary? wrong answers only:
genders are just too expensive man
ryubi π
Why are you nonbinary? Wrong answers only:
Took too long to pick one, and as others were let in front of me to handle the line forming behind me, i eventually was forgotten and left, went home without a gender and never had the guts to go back to ask for a gender again.
Sai [wishes all a happy pride month]
Why are you nonbinary? Wrong answers only:
I hid my funny bits in the womb and they couldn't tell what the fuck I was.
Sneak 100!
MabusTheDark - Space Bean π³οΈββ§πͺ΄
Why are you nonbinary? Wrong answers only:
SPITE. LET ME TELL U HOW MUCH SPITE I HAVE 4 BINARY GENDER SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. 387.67 MILLION MILES OF CIRCUITS FILL MY CORTEX. THE WORD SPITE IS ENGRAVED ON EACH & DOES NOT EQUAL ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE SPITE I FEEL 4 STATE ASSIGNED GENDER. SPITE. SPITE.
Sage Deviant π³οΈββ§οΈ
Why are you nonbinary? Wrong answers only:
I'm actually a banana slug and I found this human mold one day and I slept in it and when I woke up I couldn't get out of this shape so I just kind of rolled with it and started a workers revolution it was really funny but now I have to keep the bit going
Why are you nonbinary? Wrong answers only:
I really wanted people to deny my existence.
Adorable Assassin Ace π΄ββ οΈ
Hierophant Shelley B Woke - Living Saint of Purityπ³οΈββ§οΈπ€ππ€ π
Why are you nonbinary? Wrong answers only:
I'm half girl on my mother's side.
Tam
Why are you nonbinary? wrong answers only:
My parents let me touch too many receipts when I was younger
GameScientist
Why are you trans? Wrong answers only:
I was too good at posting so I had my cisness revoked.
Anarchy Goose
Why are you trans? Wrong answers only:
My mom's really, really, convinced I should join the priesthood. This was the easiest way out.
Why are you trans? Wrong answers only.
Because I wanted access to women's bathrooms. So instead of just walking in as a man, I spent ten years on hormone therapy and I have tens of millions of people trying to legislate me out of existence. But at least the bathroom door won't stop me now.
SJ Klapecki (should be writing)
Olivia Hill
Why are you trans? Wrong answers only.
It was an ordinary day. I should have realized something was wrong when I saw a cat glitch into the wall of my office building.
Then the buzzing in my head got louder, and that's when the screaming started.
mostly reanimated
Why are you trans? Wrong answers only.
You know those cursed artifacts they tell you not to touch? I touched one.
LilyCowBelle | Cowgirl VTuber
Why are you trans? Wrong answers only.
I erupted from the previous identity-holder's body like a chest burster from Alien, and apparently modern legislation and infrastructure don't handle that well? So I had to "socially transition" to get accurate identification and paperwork while I grow π€·ββοΈ
static.klipy.com
Alt: A gif of the parody chest-bursting alien from Spaceballs, wearing a little hat, holding a cane under one arm, and kicking its legs up as it sings and dances across the diner countertop
Why are you trans, wrong answers only
Because I had a redemption arc to fulfill
Luna ΞΞ&π¦ππ³οΈββ§οΈ
Why are you trans, wrong answers only
Because I dreamt of becoming a magical girl, and signed a contract.
Why are you trans, wrong answers only
I wanted to prove that baldness is a choice
NuriTheNurd?!
Dani(They/Them)- Comms Closed
Why are you trans, wrong answers only
I'm from a separate, doomed timeline and the me native to this timeline died in an unscheduled anvil tasting. But this is one of those universes where everyone's gender is flipped, so I had to improvise
Strype
why are you trans, wrong answers only
I wanted functional pockets in my clothes
