The social media ban seems woefully unpopular on both the right and left from what I can see. Does our political axis need another dimension just for parents?
I have a handful of friends(?) who come over for this. Cuddling, backrubs, a little bit of kissing, and sometimes a mutual wank. All bases covered and satisfied.
If anyone needs it, Sainsbury’s do a basic Father’s Day card that lets keep the peace by sending something, but doesn’t purport your father to be anything more than 50% of your genetic makeup 👌🏼
Got a builder quote through over the weekend for next phase of reno works at home... thought it was pretty reasonable before I realised it didn't include VAT. 😭
You know when you take a day off or WFH because you're feeling under the weather, but within an hour or so of making that decision your body decides actually everything is fine, so you feel like a fraud pulling a sickie? That.
Nothing makes you feel old like hearing that teenagers will be banned from "sexual AI bots" and realising that you had no idea such things actually existed because when you even so much as hint at having a libido with ChatGPT or Claude they put a stop the conversation under the guise of moderation.
Good morning, campers. Another Monday beckons.
In other things which make Rob weird, despite it being the core marketing feature of nearly all laundry products, I actually don't like the smell of things dried outside.
Adult behaviour.
Me: I’m an adult
Also me: I have no idea which of these plants are the ones I planted and which are weeds 🤷🏼♂️
I think I’ve removed the definite weeds but who knows.