And people say it's bad (capitalism, not ranch, nobody says ranch is bad)
Todd Gregory
watch capitalism work
Kraft is leaning into international soccer fans’ newfound obsession with ranch dressing, announcing plans to debut a limited-edition “Kraft TSA‑Compliant Ranch” kit aimed at travelers who apparentl…
->TSA flags my carry-on
->"What seems to be the problem, officer?"
->Agent opens the bag
->46,368 cm³ of loose ranch spills out
->The agent is now covered in ranch
->"Oh sorry officer, my mistake!"
->I grasp at the ranch with my bare hands trying to put it back
->I am detained, also covered in ranch
The US agency has reminded travelers about the strict rules for carrying liquids in a carry-on bag
