Like a sentient neckbeard, but made fashionable. Also it meows @ you.
18+ only please!
He/They | Cat.Age > 30 == true; | Denver, CO, USA | 🏳️🌈/Demi/Aego | Leftist ⬅ | BLM! ✊🏳️⚧️ Trans Rights! | 🐯
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Hard to think of a guy whom I more strongly regret ever going to bat for in my entire life
My 3 y/o nephew was with my dad while they were on speakerphone, and they were watching some kind of zoo documentary, so I asked him what his favorite zoo animal was and he said "T-rex". 🤔
The sitting governor of Colorado is a member of Peter Thiel's shadow cabal. 🙃🙃🙃🙃
watch capitalism work
->TSA flags my carry-on
->"What seems to be the problem, officer?"
->Agent opens the bag
->46,368 cm³ of loose ranch spills out
->The agent is now covered in ranch
->"Oh sorry officer, my mistake!"
->I grasp at the ranch with my bare hands trying to put it back
->I am detained, also covered in ranch
"SHE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS!" I yell to the sky in absolute anguish, as a bolt of lightning strikes a rod to power a contraption that awakens Hillary Clinton, placed upon a platform raised up once again by yet another media outlet
Apollo has his very own stinky face that he usually makes after an extended bout of sniffing at a spot where he himself has been, and after several weeks of attempts I have finally captured its majesty on camera. 😺
Guild Master!
GET ‘EM 🐀🐅
The US agency has reminded travelers about the strict rules for carrying liquids in a carry-on bag
