It's your Tuesday morning news roundup!
Wow, Look At His Mouth. Tabs, Tues., June 16, 2026
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By Evan Hurst @evanhurst.substack.com
Oiled-Up, Half-Naked Men Entertain President On 80th Birthday
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By Dominic Gwinn @dominicgwinn.com
All Hail Great Leader's Concept Of A Framework Of An Iran Peace Deal! (It Is Not A Deal)
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By Doktor Zoom @doktorzoom.bsky.social
Pete Hegseth Fails 'Face The Nation' Appearance Like Common Field Sobriety Test
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By Michael Mora @m3writer.bsky.social
Republicans Missed A Huge Opportunity In Los Angeles
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By Ali Davis @alidavis.bsky.social
Did Lesbian Witches Force This 'Pastors For Trump' House Candidate To Try To Sex Up A Beauty Queen?
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By Robyn Pennacchia @robynelyse.bsky.social
It's your Monday news roundup!
History's Biggest Dorks. Tabs., Mon., June 15, 2026
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By Evan Hurst @evanhurst.substack.com
Surprise! They're Still Planning Payouts To J6 Rioters ... C'mon, You Could At Least *Act* Surprised.
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By Doktor Zoom @doktorzoom.bsky.social
Welcome to Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The King Kong!
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By Hooper, Your Bartender @samuraigrog.bsky.social
Interesting analysis from @alidavis.bsky.social. Plus, no matter how terrible you know Spencer Pratt to be, you do not know all the ways he is so terrible.
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Yes, I know the news is stressful. No, you may not climb the Empire State Building. Drink this instead.
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The crime droog slush fund is dead. Long live the crime droog slush fund!