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Happy Friday! It's your morning news roundup! ¡Es Viernes! Tabs, Fri., June 12, 2026 www.wonkette.com/p/es-viernes... By Evan Hurst @evanhurst.substack.com
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Surprise! They're Still Planning Payouts To J6 Rioters ... C'mon, You Could At Least *Act* Surprised. www.wonkette.com/p/surprise-t... By Doktor Zoom @doktorzoom.bsky.social
Hey, Medical Debt-Havers! What If, Instead Of Owing The Hospital Money, You Owed Your Insurance Company *More* Money? www.wonkette.com/p/hey-medica... By Robyn Pennacchia @robynelyse.bsky.social
Gaffe-Prone Sleepy Don Making All Kinda Free Ads For Democrats! by @evanhurst.substack.com give him a follow! www.wonkette.com/p/gaffe-pron...
In Which Greg Gutfeld Fantasizes About A Kid's Show Host Being Violently Assaulted By Immigrants www.wonkette.com/p/in-which-g... By Robyn Pennacchia @robynelyse.bsky.social
Welcome to Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The King Kong! www.wonkette.com/p/welcome-to... By Hooper, Your Bartender @samuraigrog.bsky.social
Nancy Mace Is The Riley Gaines Of Swimming Toward The South Carolina Governor's Mansion! www.wonkette.com/p/nancy-mace... By Doktor Zoom @doktorzoom.bsky.social
New York Times Finds Yet Another Man Who Thinks We Need To Moderate On Abortion www.wonkette.com/p/new-york-t... By Robyn Pennacchia @robynelyse.bsky.social
THREE Senate Races Move Toward Democrats! Shower These Candidates With Money! www.wonkette.com/p/three-sena... By Evan Hurst @evanhurst.substack.com
Epstein Files Reveal Donald Trump Really Into Nipples. You're Welcome. www.wonkette.com/p/epstein-fi... By Gary Legum @glegum.bsky.social
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¡Buen finde!
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¡Es Viernes! Tabs, Fri., June 12, 2026
Let's beat the shit out of some fascists. WITH VOTES.
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THREE Senate Races Move Toward Democrats! Shower These Candidates With Money!
This is somehow worse than Bill Clinton and his cigar.
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Epstein Files Reveal Donald Trump Really Into Nipples. You're Welcome.
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The crime droog slush fund is dead. Long live the crime droog slush fund!
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Surprise! They're Still Planning Payouts To J6 Rioters ... C'mon, You Could At Least *Act* Surprised.
Doy doy doy doy doy!
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Gaffe-Prone Sleepy Don Making All Kinda Free Ads For Democrats!
This is the Trump administration's solution to medical debt.
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Hey, Medical Debt-Havers! What If, Instead Of Owing The Hospital Money, You Owed Your Insurance Company *More* Money?
Plus oh well, it's Graham Platner, and other results from this week's primaries!
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Nancy Mace Is The Riley Gaines Of Swimming Toward The South Carolina Governor's Mansion!
Did they lose a bet? Does someone legally have to write this article once a year?
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New York Times Finds Yet Another Man Who Thinks We Need To Moderate On Abortion
In Which Greg Gutfeld Fantasizes About A Kid's Show Host Being Violently Assaulted By Immigrants
Normal guy. Normal, normal guy.
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Yes, I know the news is stressful. No, you may not climb the Empire State Building. Drink this instead.
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Welcome to Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The King Kong!