anybody know how to say...
"sorry, no walkies now, the pavement will cook you"
...in dog?
she finds 3 new spots for this in our house every day
got a donation request email from James Carville and clicked “spam” so hard, I put a hole through my laptop to the center of the earth
I’m, like, 80% stupider now than I was 5 days ago, and I was pretty goddam stupid then.
I had guns and did heroin and and got a worm in my brain and I ate stuff I found dead on the road and I turned out fine aside from my appearance, my voice, and how my mind works
Jeff Mac
Jeff Mac
Jeff Mac
Jeff Mac
Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️
I'm just a boy
standing in front of the package tracking map
asking it for more than just a pin at my fucking house
