claustrophiliac, desert hermit, avid indoorsman, probably playing Starfield when my dog lets me.
alt txt of banner is Perla the husky mix, who is a perfect dog
alt txt of PFP - from Edward Gorey's alphabet "N is for Neville who died of ennui"
Jeff Mac
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how bad do you have to fuck up if they put "WILL" on this list and everybody knows they mean you
we got our dog some shoes so she can still go for walks in hot weather.
she's letting us know in no uncertain terms that if we try to put them on her, we're all gonna meet jesus
shhhhhhh everybody stop talking about the primaries he's trying to sleep
is it because he believes suicide is a sin or something
FEDEX: we will need someone to be home when we deliver your package
ME: ok, cool, when are you coming?
FEDEX (bashfully): I don't know, I'm just a BAYbee!
this all happened because somebody thought it would be cute to order a new government “animal style”
sorry I missed your hantavirus party, there was a screwworm party I had already promised to go to, let’s get some raw milk and shit ourselves together sometime real soon
