Wokesters can have their a-list talents at the Obama Presidential Center. All we patriots need is Kid Rock at the grand opening of the Trump Library.
Joining hundreds of protestors at the Obama Presidential Center, whose ceremony is obviously just a distraction from President Trump’s beautiful reflecting pool.
President Trump will be the judge on whether France has the best Arby’s French Dip. #TheBoss
The new Spider-Man movie will prove Spidey is total MAGA as no one can clean up the streets of New York without the kiss of luck from President Trump.
We’ve decided to go with “we’ve never seen President Trump sleep.”
We patriots know proper pool management. Adding several buckets of Mountain Dew Voltage will get the reflecting pool back to its beautiful sparkling blue.
The left cannot fathom our return to family values.
Last night’s UFC event was such a success that even the original Superman himself Dean Cain slept over at the White House.
Already the best G7 summit in history, as all leaders come together to respect President Trump, because he is the Boss.