Patriot. Bible Reader. Mall Santa. Bass player for our church band Shifty Nelson & The Dixieland Scooters. #Straightriotism
Gary Peterson 🇺🇸
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President Trump will be the judge on whether France has the best Arby’s French Dip. #TheBoss
Straightriotism is back!
The left cannot fathom our return to family values.
The new Spider-Man movie will prove Spidey is total MAGA as no one can clean up the streets of New York without the kiss of luck from President Trump.
We patriots know proper pool management. Adding several buckets of Mountain Dew Voltage will get the reflecting pool back to its beautiful sparkling blue.
We’ve decided to go with “we’ve never seen President Trump sleep.”
Last night’s UFC event was such a success that even the original Superman himself Dean Cain slept over at the White House.
The finishing touches are added for Freedom 250, which celebrates the birth of America, but more importantly, the beautiful day to which a child was delivered by Christ to unite our country through Straightriotism, fireworks, and UFC macho man meat akin to the gladiators of Rome.
Already the best G7 summit in history, as all leaders come together to respect President Trump, because he is the Boss.
#UFCFreedom250 has brought class back to the White House. Not since the Oval Office after party from signing our constitution have we had such an iconic moment for the history books.
