Hello and welcome to Day 1 of the UFC Freedom 250 Fan Fest: a thing that is happening on the White House Lawn
The bread is beer, the beer costs $12. Romans got theirs for free. The circus, as you can see, is everywhere
Thousands have turned out for an Anti-Racism rally in Belfast city centre, organised by United Against Racism and supported by Trade Unions
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Commentary: I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake
You are only as smart as the people you get your information from.
Hello. I am a horse. I work very hard at my job of being a horse. When humans say move the heavy thing, I move the heavy thing. When humans sit on top of me and pull on my head, I carry them where the...
I wish I could force every single American to read Walden.
Dear Google, stop sending me stuff about the Knicks.
Thank you.
I had a feeling they were going to use this as a recruitment opportunity! Why else would Trump want to invite a bunch of physically fit probable-sycophants from the military?
The Onion
O’ Great Orange Bastard-Clown who rules The Universe™
I come to you with a plea:
Please let me be.
Don’t tax my Nutella,
Or my Costco cheese.
Let be mozzarella,
And my discount brie.
I don’t want salmonella,
I just want cheese.
So please, O’ Great Orange Bastard-Clown,
Just please let me be. 🧀
It's wild that some people think the rich do charity for 'tax breaks.' That's just not how it works.
When the rich want to play the system, they overspend on assets, over valuate them if possible, and take out tax-free loans against these assets.
Lache Pas La Patate
Trump just said a peace deal with Iran will be signed Sunday. Checked what Pakistan (who is mediating) said and they say it'll happen within 24-hours, so this one actually checks out.
I hope this stupid, pointless war ends already.
