Good evening, bitches.
#sunset #photography #bluesky #beach #GreatLakes #Ontario #bluewater
Good morning
Is he dead yet?
#mornjng #sunrise #photography #bluesky #bluewaters #greatlakes #Ontario
Please sir, the disco, it is panicked.
In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey
Butane in my veins and I’m out to cut the junkie
With the plastic eyeballs, spray paint the vegetables
Dog food stalls with the beefcake pantyhose
Update:
Bday wish come true 🤘
#sushi #dinner #treatyoself
She watches me doing my fake bitch melt down and her jaw is dropped. She is staring. Then I stop, turn to her and say
“That’s you. That’s what you sound like.”
As she clutched her pearls the light turned and off I drove in peace.
I hope she learns from this.
Also it was fun for me too 😁
An old Karen driving in front of me got so pissed off about being behind a bus full of children. She kept trying to pass it (in a no pass zone) and was flailing all around her car throwing a hissy fit. So funny.
So when I pull up next to her, I roll my windows down and imitate her behaviour…
For my birthday this year I would, once again, love copious amounts of sushi and solitude in which to enjoy it.
😙💨🎂