Someone should invent a USB-C cable that stays plugged in.
If baseball games are going to have those blue screen ads behind the batter, they need to disable them when half the field is in shadow, because every at bat looks like the rancor fight from Return of the Jedi.
And people are out here talking about the next console generation. A next-gen console for, what, $1200?
I wish more things happened in the world that made me say, "I'm glad I'm alive to see this."