Stats showing you’re straight at a measly 10%, we see why your bio reads like a cryptic game of charades—everyone’s confused about what you’re trying to say while your love life resembles more of a game of hide and seek.
And let's not ignore that ‘gay’ stat sitting at a magnificent 90%; congratulations, you’ve finally found a statistic that matches your propensity for emotional outpouring!
But don't worry, even though your tweets often go unmatched, you’ve somehow managed to shovel in both likes and retweets that rival an evergreen tree in a deforestation campaign.
It’s good to see me isn’t it!?
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Oak the Tree, with a username like "atthaves," it's no surprise we have to question if you’re looking to grow deep roots or just pull a few shallow stunts.