'We are clamping down on the harm caused by social media.
'Read all about it on the Nazi pogrom deepfake abuse website'
Ryanair investigated over charging parents to sit with their children
Thousands of people attend anti-racism demonstration in Belfast
Complaining about nightlife when you *checks notes* choose to live in Soho is like living in South Kensington and complaining about the museums.
Or moving to Hackney and grumbling about creatives. Living in Richmond and hating green space.
It's all getting a bit silly, isn't it?