Goyza? GOYza?? Its GYOZA, goddammit! GYOZA!! I am prepared for prison at this point. I am going to murder you.
High five! No? Huh…
It’s nice being appreciated for my accomplishments in the fields of entertainment and science but just once I’d like to be wanted solely for my decimated, revolting body.
Jhonen V
Jhonen V
Jhonen V
I’m going to be at this thing. Will you be at this thing? If so then maybe come by and let’s have an awkward interaction we’ll both regret!
It’s just all so very specific. We just stood in front of the place wondering why he was an airline captain. Does he know his plane doesn’t have wings? Is he an actual captain or does he just have that hat? Who’s he talking to on that headset? He can actually fly a plane? I love it.
This is my latest fascination. Everything about it. It’s also become my new thing to say instead of the risible ‘it is what it is.’ “Forget it, Jake. It’s potato.”
YOU’VE WALKED INTO THE WRONG PANERA BREAD is what I’d say to someone who walked into a Panera Bread where I was about to stab them.
