Because that dude was quoting her. Let's be real, Melabia would push one of the Obamas in front of a train if she could, *after* she stole all their memoirs and diaries to plagiarize.
That comment is funny.
Bad analogy. The comment about Michelle Obama is defamatory. The comment about Melabia is truth-adjacent.
But you can never leave.
Or YOU could just strike him down. That pillar of salt thing really works; we could use the seasoning anyway.