KIERKEGAARD: Is there a teleological suspension of the ethi—
DARTH VADER: [throws kierkegaard down the reactor shaft]
So, the threat level was lower under Biden. We're less safe now than under the Biden administration is what Trump's DHS secretary is telling us.
If they are so concerned about cell damage, shouldn't all the men have big bushy beards because they're scared of nicking themselves while shaving? #TOSSatNight
AP: Workers started to remove Trump's name from the #KennedyCenter but left around 3:30 AM EDT. They put up tarps around the scaffolding so the public couldn't see, but a photographer found a gap and got a picture of a letter being removed.
Secretary of Unfuckery
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In exchange for Rhode Island, Iran has agreed in principle to provide new 49-star flags for most American middle schools.