With her performance in today’s World Cup Opening Ceremony, Shakira has officially appeared at four World Cups, tying her with Maradona, Neymar, and Pele, among others
Rodger Sherman
Yeah, the only bombing he’s doing now is in the polls.
Neil Norman And His Cosmic Orchestra
Starmer has already said he will contest this.
Nothing you are going to say is going to do anything to dissuade me from the idea that The Doctor is the role she is meant to play.
Even by his usual standards of brazen, outright bullshittery, this is particularly bold.
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Shakira is basically the Princess Anne of football. FIFA should formalise the rule that no international tournament can officially start until she turns up and has a bit of a yodel.
🎶 Three lines on my shirt,
One's ketchup, one's mustard,
Not sure 'bout the third,
I think it might be custard 🎶
Maybe they might finally drop the name of Hugo Boss, the man who literally put the fash in fashion.
“And introducing Cate Blanchett as The Doctor…”
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Looks like Imminent Deal is back on the menu, boys
