watermelon, one of the nice things about summer, oftentimes disappoints even when you follow all the rules of picking one - deep yellow spot, firm rind… you cut it open and it’s pale red, not sweet/tastes like cucumber, or is mealy… let’s see how this one turns out 🍉
I’m waiting. 😏
🦁🍆 #thuedi
Need you back here
Stanley Tucci on tv today, visiting a historic restaurant in Treviso, Italy, credited as the birthplace of the modern tiramisu…a pasty chef made it there for him and now I’m going to have to make it myself just like that 🥴😋
the fact that Spencer Pratt is a candidate for public office, and so many people vote for him in California of all places, is just another example how that man together with murdoch’s Fox News, social media/Putin collusion managed to poison this country and exported it all globally.. dog help us.
whoever this patriot is, we salute you 🫡
also: look how orange that traitor’s disgusting face is compared to his half-decomposed rotting pale hand
note to self (written many times before):
do not touch your cock after cutting hot peppers gloveless 😧😭