One of our roommates, every time they see our cat, slowly enunciates "Joe Biden" at her, in the hopes that the sound will eventually develop some kind of association in our cat's mind.
Super CREEK, Super CREEK
*she's super creek-ayyy*
*Notices all the slowly ripening berries and cherries I have been growing are gone completely, and the local birds are looking more smug than usual* ... So it is war then.
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Reposting for the truth, and for the people in the comments who won't take a little light hearted banter making the truth twice as funny