My best friend and I got stoned and stole a bunch of plants from our neighbor who abandoned everything bc thatβs the kind of thing that women in their late 40s steal.
Thick, juicy medium rare burger. Crispy fries on the side.
Thanks, Vonnegut. π
Gotta go to work. These Spires ain't gonna slay themselves.
#slaythespire
"SCROTUS" is the best way to describe the current supreme court
Who would be a better president than Trump?
A rock, a lump of dirt, a piece of string....
Gavin on Kids in the Hall when talking about his new step-mother is totally how I feel about Trump.
I don't mean to do the opposite of bragging but I have no fucking idea what any of this means
I don't know what a moot or a pfp is and i refuse to learn
"What would you do if I barked you a tune?"
Joe Cocker Spaniel