"SCROTUS" is the best way to describe the current supreme court
My best friend and I got stoned and stole a bunch of plants from our neighbor who abandoned everything bc that’s the kind of thing that women in their late 40s steal.
Did he mistakenly wish *for* a monkey’s paw?
Thick, juicy medium rare burger. Crispy fries on the side.
Who would be a better president than Trump?
A rock, a lump of dirt, a piece of string....
Gavin on Kids in the Hall when talking about his new step-mother is totally how I feel about Trump.
I don't know what a moot or a pfp is and i refuse to learn
Gotta go to work. These Spires ain't gonna slay themselves.
#slaythespire
I don't mean to do the opposite of bragging but I have no fucking idea what any of this means
"What would you do if I barked you a tune?"
Joe Cocker Spaniel