The Reds have us right where they want us: with runners on base and no outs. #Dbacks
Lol "scampering"
Find someone who loves you as much as the Dbacks love falling behind in the early innings.
Read this for a warning of thing to watch out for. Scampering are incredibly sophisticated, they can make their caller ID say anything, including your bank's number.
If your bank ever contacts you and you're not sure if it's authentic, hang up and dial the number on the back of your card.
She's on my bookshelf which means she lives forever
Eat the rich and everything but if you’re going to be rich at least do it like this.
Thinking about starting a project where I talk about movies. I need a rating system.
What I have so far:
-Nominate it for something
-It was fine (complimentary)
-It was fine (derogatory)
-Watching it made me want to claw my own skin off
-This movie is now a load bearing feature of my personality
The only reasonable explanation for the current miasma of Diamondbacks baseball is that I, personally, am being punished. #Dbacks
"Now pinch hitting for the Dbacks, their left-handed power bat. He's hitting .198 with 4 home runs."