My family's business has been hauling milk from farm to plant for a century, so I've spent way too much time at dairy farms.
I'd love to drag "wellness" cult folks through a real dairy farm just to get through to them how much literal shit they entail, then dare them to chug a glass of raw milk
Sitting on the end of the coffee table with one leg crossed over the other like a youth pastor, gently asking my round daughter why she's being so loud when her father's trying to rest
She's uncooperative thus far but we'll see