What was your dad’s favourite joke when you were a child? Mine:
A little kid comes running into the living room: “Dad! Dad! There’s a man with a bill at the door!”
Dad: “Don’t be daft, lad. It’s probably a duck with a hat on!”
I was just wondering when the White House UFC cage fight was going to take place, and I discovered it apparently happened over the weekend. There was nothing at all on my social media timelines about it. Well done all of you for not mentioning it.