I live in a dry county, so any time I am at a restaurant and I exchange money for a beer, I am technically paying a restocking fee to the the guy who puts a warm beer in the fridge. And Southern Baptists are lukewarm on stocked fridges.
Gay Batman sez, “No means no.”
#Consent
okay but what if a 10-year-old thinks moby dick is better than middlemarch, what then. where are they supposed to go
O no
If there's a buzz bee in yr buttonbush
Don't be alarmed now.
It's just a scream queen for the green genes.
Okay only World Cup adjacent but we count those.
The Joint Comprehensive Plan of Action (JCPOA), known as the “Iran nuclear deal,” was finalized on Tuesday, July 14th, 2015.
All 109 pages of that agreement were made available to the public on that same day.
the number of jazz greats we're losing this year is such a fucking bummer
I'm old enough to remember when Bugs Bunny talked him into hiding in a gas oven because he thought the cops were there.
Sucks that this 64 year old Rocky & Bullwinkle joke still hits now