Not sure it's appropriate for me to show up to work like this...
Pride Penis
Can I load someone up later? 🥺👉👈
@bjornbjorg.bsky.social got me messy
Apparently my new thing is pics of me covered in cum. I'll take it 😜
I say this as a big internet slut...some of y'all have been on porn Twitter/bluesky too long and forgotten that in the real world, people are going to have much tighter boundaries when it comes to sex. No, that doesn't make them bad people.
In solidarity with the May Day protests today, I have decided to get fired from my job 🙃
What if all the hot men at Trader Joe's made out with me haha how crazy would that be
Please help! I need to see pics of your butts with your balls hanging IMMEDIATELY. If I don't see pics of your butts with your balls hanging IMMEDIATELY I may perish :(