Twinie: ugh I hate my sister, shes so annoying and such a bitch. Also Twinie: my sissy is incredibly sweet and I will not tolerate anyone disrespecting her.
Me: *pokes twin brother in the ribs to get him to move out of the way* Twinie: Ow! *jumps and farts* NO FAIR, YOU MADE ME FART! Chief: oh my god, why did we get twins?
Me: I hope I see turtles. Twinie: just don’t touch the turtles, Mary Jane. Me: I promise to look with my eyes not my hands. Are you going to forgive me if I show you 5 photos of turtles? Him: *sighs* of course.
Found all the old photos my ex husband took as newlyweds. The impromptu photo poses like “stand on our front porch” “hold this pot of marigolds you grew” “sit on the rock by your garden”Its about as close as you can get to seeing yourself through someone else’s eyes. I always had fear in my eyes tho
Apparently my twin never found the handcuff key I hid when he pissed me off bad enough to prank him. He locked himself into live cuffs. Ive been laughing on and off for an hour now.
https://gacha.o0o0.jp/gp/archives/46420
『ホースリールのあるお庭』3月再販予定。ホースは実際に巻き取れます！
"A Garden with a Hose Reel" will be restocked in March. The hose can actually be retracted!
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https://gacha.o0o0.jp/gp/archives/40602
『ネコのオーケストラ』9月発売予定。
"The Cat Orchestra" is scheduled for release in September.
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