Regardless of the circumstances, this is true. #TheArchers
Really want to know the story behind this picture.
Seven years ago and I've probably watched this hundreds of times but I still think this is the funniest thing ever to have happened.
Helen: OK, so Jack stabbed one of the other children but it's not like it was an important one. It was just one of the poor ones. It's not like its owners would care. #TheArchers
Roughing it today.
In the news headlines earlier there was a story that a robot called D4RYL has been rejected from membership of the Magic Circle because it's "not human enough". Which seems fair enough until you remember that Paul Daniels was a member of the Magic Circle.
Fucking hell, imagine if Pip ever had to deal with an actual problem. #TheArchers
I'm looking forward to hearing how Martyn can make the situation between Adam and Brian worse. #TheArchers
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I always come back from dog walks with pockets full of litter and a renewed hatred for mankind.
The SWs really get one idea and flog it to death sometimes. "I know, let's bang on constantly about elderly people being a pain for the next month!" #TheArchers