I can’t believe they’re settling on the “Well, YOU win the war if it’s so easy, wise guy” defense.
Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast
ME: Look, buddy. I’d love to stay up all night fighting Pokémon battles but I have to go to work tomorrow morning.
ESPEON: Peon.
ME: *defensively* Well, that‘s a pretty harsh assessment.
Hegseth: "The president was clear this morning in his Truth that there are countries around the world who ought to be prepared to step up on this critical waterway as well. Last time I checked there was supposed to be a big bad Royal Navy that could be prepared to do things like that."
Ghost type Pokémon that’s just the ghosts of all the ten year-olds who didn’t make it.
[Does long backwards whistle]
Well, mate, the problem here, right, is it says oceans are now battlefields, right? *Oceans*. And what you’ve got here, see, is a *strait*, right? Not under the warranty, then, see? Sorry, mate, can’t be done. Completely different parts.
Dear, oh dear. Cowboys…
I’ve been wrong before. But I just don’t see how Donny Trump wriggles his way out of this jam.
