Me every time I enter a building for the first time ever since I went to mercenary college: "Hey is it cool if I merc in here?"
I love when american musicians just name drop random US cities in their song lyrics like I'm just supposed to know what the fuck they're talking about
The Beatles are a metaphor
They're making pretty good instruments these days have you guys heard of the trumpet
As an alternative to saying "that's funny" without actually laughing at my joke, consider hitting me with an airplane
Libraries are like dark souls. A beautiful, dying world that you must struggle to keep alive through incredible violence
chari xcx is the green day of hyperpop
I'm like a pikachu whose trainer refuses to evolve except the thing that would make me evolve isn't a thunder stone, it's living somewhere with a dishwasher
every video game that comes out these days is either fortnite, assassin's creed, dark souls, or the binding of isaac
I think some people actually need to go to therapy less
