Deeply jealous of the Artemis crew, who are currently further away from Nigel Farage, Andrew Tate, Lucy Connolly, Lee Anderson and Ann Widdecombe than any human has ever been.
Over on the other side, Twitter is 20 years old and they’re asking for favourite tweets of all time. This is mine.
Quite the move isn’t it, migrating to a war zone to avoid paying VAT on school fees and then letting a severely disabled teacher in a wheelchair cross a city under fire over the weekend to pay him what to her will be loose change. Who makes these people?
“I’m not leaving this house without Peter, Flopsy, Mopsy and Cottontail.”
I would happily pay more council tax if my council replied to imbeciles in this way.
Snapped this statue of President FDR in The Bahamas 🇧🇸 yesterday. He visited regularly.
You won’t find a single monument to Edward VIII, who was dispatched there as Governor to keep him miles away from Europe during WWII.
His tenure is, unsurprisingly, not remembered fondly.
One of my worst ones, for sure. 🙏
I can’t think of a better symbol of Reform’s ambitions for Britain than a sideways flag hanging forlornly over a blocked drain.
From the people who brought you ‘sunlit uplands’.
No thanks.