PETER: Never will I forget that moment when, balanced precariously on a precipice near the summit, my rope broke.
MIKE: Whatever did you do?
PETER: The only thing that an experienced mountaineer could do.
MIKE: What was that?
PETER: I fell off.
(Crazy People S1E4, 18 Jun 1951 by Milligan & Stephens)
SEAGOON: A stone through my window!
BLOODNOK: It's got a message on it.
SEAGOON: What's it say?
BLOODNOK: Fred Smith, window repairer.
(Goon Show S2 E21, 17 Jun 1952. Script by Spike Milligan and Larry Stephens. Edited by Jimmy Grafton.)
Friends watching Goon Show rehearsals at Grafton's pub. Mrs Larry Stephens is top centre in the photo!
(Picture Post magazine, 16 Jun 1951)
BENTINE: Do you speak any foreign languages?
SECOMBE: Yes, I speak several.
BENTINE: Do you speak French?
SECOMBE: No, only Several.
(Crazy People S1 E2, 4 Jun 1951. "Concocted by Spike Milligan. Additions to the mixture made by Larry Stephens. The poison bottled and labelled by Jimmy Grafton."