I just saw a tiktok of a man who had found a car that had a giant plastic lobster on it, it was advertising for a seafood restaurant. And I made an elite joke that no one is getting and it's pissing me off. "I'm Xzibit and this is Shrimp My Ride"
Trying to sleep with a fucked up back is downright abominable.
Ava Max, I'm pretty sure
It has not been until this very moment, when I saw a caption under a picture that I realized this was not in fact Bradley Cooper and Lady Gaga but Bradley Cooper and an actress I've never heard of
The umbrella academy went off the rails pretty quickly, but I think we can all agree that it left us one perfect quote to sum up the horror that is dealing with The Public.
And I hate to break it to you. But if you can't relate to this then you are the people we're talking about.
Hey Google, what the fuck?
Genuinely my face whenever a woman starts talking about her boyfriend/husband/ fiance. 🤮 Girl, please stop
I'm playing a dumb cooking game because it's fun and they have me making jacket potatoes from the UK and putting all sorts of normal toppings in like cheddar and bacon. As though I don't know what kind of dastardly deeds y'all are capable of with your tuna and your beans.
Harvard and Princeton graduate, Grammy winner, and former First Lady Michelle Obama appreciation post
