so, I know nobody needs to know about any more deeply fucked up developments in the world, but uh... I got one that's too fucked up not to share
Scientists have discovered that one dog year does not equal seven human years.
In fact, the only thing that equals seven human years is 2026.
7 years of showing to the world that iterative design process on long lead time hardware is a colossal feat of stupidity. Unironically, thank you for your service!
"I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have is a very based son named Saxon. He unironically ordered a cheeseburger in an omakase setting."
