Perhaps the greatest newspaper editorial of all time
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Seems reasonable to me
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I would absolutely block family members here if they tried to get into it with me, they can see me on Facebook, where I don't talk about politics, specifically so I don't have to have a throwdown with a 98-year-old great aunt
It's never too late to write your first novel. Congratulations, @patrickfreyne.bsky.social!
‘Nobody is pretending to like my work because of my fresh-faced good looks’: the pros of being a debut novelist at 51 | Books | The Guardian www.theguardian.com/books/2026/j...
The year's first daylily.
The Punisher sticker we've needed all along
Krissy had minor and entirely successful eye surgery today and one side effect is that she temporarily has Bowie eyes, which, I'm not gonna lie, is kinda hot.
(PHOTOSHOP ALERT: I removed the ink dot above her left eye, placed there to remind the doctor which eye he was working on this morning)
(also yeah I'm gonna watch the shit out of this one)
OBSTETRIX IS OUT TODAY!!! If you're looking for a signed copy ASAP, I went over yesterday to Uncle Hugo's and Moon Palace and signed stock.
Yeah, okay, now I got Whale Anxiety, thanks @danielkraus.com