I enjoy pie.
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I've got BOOK TOUR NEWS! Yes, my dragon is taking flight.
Join me this July for shenanigans in NYC, Pennsylvania, Delaware, Washington DC, and Baltimore!
Where exactly can you see me? I’m glad you asked!
Why does no one want to join my group chat about burritos
Under no fucking circumstances will I give ChatGPT or any other "AI" permission to access my credit cards, and certainly not to debit cards or my to bank accounts, which don't have the same fraud protections credit cards do.
"AI" could never give you this
Over on Whatever, I talk about the legit business email I got that was written with "AI," why I thought it meant the sender's domain was hacked by scammers, and why using "AI" in business emails automatically lumps you in with scammers and frauds. Don't do it!
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Thank you all for being patient with me. You’re probably aware how profoundly sick I was for several months there, and the road to recovery ...
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John Wiswell
I can 100% guarantee that @scamperbeasts.bsky.social is now and will forever be "AI" free
"The Q'atsh'et Chronicles," the stunning new trilogy of galactic conquest, debuting October 2027 from Tor Books, pre-order now
Okay but what if they are giant space cats and their poop is harvested as the only natural resource to power spacecraft engines and the control of space cat poop is the key to galactic supremacy, you sure you want to miss out on the absolute drama inherent in that scenario
Now comes the time where I do the most important work I will do the entire day: shovel cat shit into a bag and then take it and the rest of the trash down to the curb. The romance of the writing life is staggering.
