"Sometimes it seems like it's the doll talking instead of me."
- Last recorded words of ventriloquist Robert "Haunted Eyes" Dennison
Can’t wait to get home, shower, and then cry for 5 or 6 hours.
Take a moment to imagine a Golden Girls and Murder She Wrote crossover where Jessica Fletcher visits her longtime friends and suddenly there are just fucking tons of dead dudes popping up and Sophia is extremely obviously the murderer but Jessica is like "wow this is a mystery, an unsolved case"