*sigh* resetting the "days since I've launched chess instead of chrome" counter to 0 😞
onboarding an alien:
"yeah, so my job bought me this foldable metal box with a special kind of sand inside that lets me do any number of mathematical operations hundreds of billions of times per second"
"what do you use it for?"
"mostly talking to other humans"
"and you need the sand for that?"
"...that's a story for another day, you fellers know what a bungee jump is?"
don't you know there are bad things happening!!!!
TIL that kronk exists, this is so neat!
using this new TODO list called "a new terminal window with a pending Claude plan per issue I'm looking to tackle"
you're in a good mood? how dare you
it is pretty funny how they added robots to baseball and it's revealed that the whole sport was bullshit for the last hundred something years
